Have you ever found yourself in a situation wishing that you were sweet like Uncle Jesse? Considering the fact that you are yourself, and not Uncle Jesse, chances are that you have. This section was designed with such circumstances in mind.
In an effort to embassatate the sweet-i-tude that is Uncle Jesse to the entire world, we here at "WWUJD?" have, in fact, tested Uncle Jesse in a variety of situations to see how he would react.
By clicking on the appropriate situation below, you can become a little bit sweeter and find out for yourself...
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Situation #1: Your child comes home from school complaining that a bully has been harassing him and taking his lunch money at recess... |
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| Situation #2: Your best friend from high school (who happens to be Scott Baio) comes to visit and challenges your manhood... |
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| Situation #3: You have unwittingly forgotten your tenth wedding anniversary... |
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| Situation #4: You come out from getting your haircut (by your barber named Alejandro) to find that someone has tipped over your motorcycle and torn your leather jacket in the process... |
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| Situation #5: Your wife gives you lip... |
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| Situation #6: You come home to find that your roommate has taped over your entire collection of Elvis movies with episodes of "American Idol" and "Making the Band 2: Hip Hop" ... |
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| Situation #7: Your niece gives you a ridiculously bad haircut, and in a fit of rage (instead of beating her) you go and wreck your motorcycle... |
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| Situation #8: Your rock band makes it to number one on the Japanese pop charts... |
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| Situation #9: Your fiancee wants you to get married someplace lame (like Nebraska), rather than someplace sweet (like a chapel shaped like a giant sideburn in Graceland)... |
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| Situation #10: Your partner in advertising goes behind your back when making a presentation to important clients by incorporating little, dancing puppet cats into said presentation... |
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