Here is a list of Uncle Jesse's favorite/least favorite things. Keep in mind, changing your favorites/least favorites to match Uncle Jesse's will NOT make you sweet. In fact, you'll, most likely, explode.
| Food: | Gyros |
| Movie: | Judge Dredd |
| Song: | "Hit Me Baby One More Time"-Britney Spears |
| Video Game: | Tie between Contra and Rampage |
| Olsen Twin: | Ashley |
| Hairstyle: | Whatever he is wearing |
| Professional Wrestler: | Honky Tonk Man |
| Trance DJ: | N/A because Trance is lame |
| Place to rock out: | South Korea |
| Celebrity to party with: | David Hasselhoff |
| Animal: | Hippopotamus |
| Popsicle Flavor: | Banana |
| New Kid on the Block: | Donnie Wahlberg |
| Ninja Turtle: | Raphael |
| Car: | 1969 Ford Mustang |
| Beer: | Pabst Blue Ribbon |
| State: | Graceland |
| School Subject: | Recess |
| Kid: | Nicky |
| Laundry Detergent: | Cheer w/ colorguard |
| Food: | Danny Tanner's Chicken Parmesan |
| Movie: | Groundhog Day |
| Song: | "In Da Club"-50 Cent |
| Video Game: | Everquest |
| Olsen Twin: | Mary-Kate |
| Hairstyle: | Whatever you are wearing |
| Professional Wrestler: | Aldo Montoya |
| Trance DJ: | N/A because Trance is lame |
| Place to rock out: | North Korea |
| Celebrity to party with: | Hugh Jackman |
| Animal: | Comet the dog |
| Popsicle Flavor: | Apple |
| New Kid on the Block: | Joey McIntyre |
| Ninja Turtle: | Leonardo |
| Car: | 1987 Chevy Astro Van |
| Beer: | Natty Ice |
| State: | Nebraska |
| School Subject: | French |
| Kid: | Alex |
| Laundry Detergent: | All |
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