Here is Uncle Jesse embracing our forefathers

The French love Uncle Jesse (but Uncle Jesse hates the French)

Here is another picture of Uncle Jesse being too sweet for France

Uncle Jesse fought in the Civil War (he won, by the way)

Uncle Jesse and David Hasselhoff (partying like sweet dudes do)

Uncle Jesse built the Statue of Liberty (not the French)

Uncle Jesse was the first man on the moon

Uncle Jesse signed the Declaration of Independence

Uncle Jesse is taller than Yao Ming