We here at WWUJD.com consider ourselves to be the number one authority on all things Uncle Jesse. With that said, we feel it is our obligation to inform you, the loyal Jess-Heads of America (and the rest of the galaxy) exactly what we're about.

We've developed a very clear mission statement that outlines our objectives, and we look forward to progressing forward in our mission, along with your help, to prove that Uncle Jesse is the definition, nay, the paragon of sweetness.

Please take some time and review the tenants below...

1) Uncle Jesse is, was, and always will be sweeter than you.  

2) Uncle Jesse's hair is a national monument (like Graceland, and Blockbuster Video).

3) Sex and the City is the worst show on television. Worse than cancer, and anything having more than one butt.

4) Uncle Jesse has not, nor will he ever be associated with anything having to do with the United States Postal Service.

5) Joey Gladstone and Danny Tanner are dating. Each other.

6) Uncle Jesse can ride dinosaurs. He simply chooses not to out of principle.

7) Any spinoff website, similar in content to WWUJD.com, will be dealt with..."And The Rippers"-style.

8) Your shoe is untied.

9) Elvis' birthday is, in fact, a national holiday. Feel free to take the day off work, school, and taking medication.

10) William Shakespeare's entire collection was written solely by Uncle Jesse. He sold it to William Shakespeare over a glass of Ecto-Cooler for $47.00. Uncle Jesse then used that $47.00 to buy beef jerky and Pringles.

There you have it, Jess-Heads. Your comprehensive guide to everything we stand for. Now, peruse the site, familiarize yourself with everything that WWUJD.com has to offer. Then, tell all of your friends, enemies, and hair accoutrements how totally sweet Uncle Jesse actually is.