We here at "WWUJD" were fortunate enough to spend a few hours with Uncle Jesse in between his busy schedule of combing his hair and rocking out with the Rippers. We asked some pretty tough questions, here's what Uncle Jesse had to say...

WWUJD: Uncle Jesse, how are you?

Uncle Jesse: Uh, let's see...I have sweet hair, tight black jeans and a motorcycle...I'm f$%^ing sweet!

WWUJD: What would you say has been your greatest accomplishment to date?

Uncle Jesse: Many people would expect me to say something about "Full House," but let's face it, my greatest accomplishment to date is obviously having better hair than both Olsen Twins, combined.

WWUJD: Who would you say have been your role models in your life?

Uncle Jesse: Obviously, Elvis. He should be everybody's role model. Aside from his work with the homeless and the Ethiopian refugees in Taiwan, he was an incredible person. He could play the guitar, even on the toilet! And one time, I heard that his wife wouldn't make him a peanut butter and banana sandwich, so he went into the bathroom and combed his hair in front of the mirror for like 3 hours. That showed her. Aside from Elvis, I'd have to say Sammy Davis Jr. and Judge Dredd. Plus, I'm your role model.

WWUJD: What was your favorite part about working on the "Full House" set?

Uncle Jesse: Beating up on Bob Saget. Usually, I'd just do it for kicks every now and then, but then Bob went and told the producers. So, after I whooped them for sassing me, I found Bob and tied him up to the back of my Harley. Then I drove his ass around the set, while he cried. I video taped the whole thing, and sent it in to "America's Funniest Home Videos," but it didn't win...so I went to their set and kicked all their asses. Then, I combed my hair.

WWUJD: Seems like you're really into your hair, would you care to explain why?

Uncle Jesse: Uh, maybe you didn't see my hair. It's f*&%ing sweet. I mean, I can go from an incredible mullet, to a semi "Butt Cutt" and still look sweeter than you, or your entire family, ever will.

WWUJD: Is it true that you talk to your hair?

Uncle Jesse: Every now and then, I give the boys a little bit of a pep-talk. They need to hear that they are doing a good job up there, that keeps them in check.

WWUJD: What advice would you give to people who maybe aren't as fortunate enough to have such breathtaking hair.

Uncle Jesse: I'd say buy a bullet, rent a gun and just put yourself out of your misery.

WWUJD: Ok, Uncle Jesse, we just want to finish up with some word associations. I'll say a word, and you just say the first thing that comes to your mind, ok?

Uncle Jesse: Shoot...

WWUJD: Rippers.

Uncle Jesse: I have sweet hair.

WWUJD: Joey Gladstone.

Uncle Jesse: Big homo whose hair isn't as sweet as mine is.

WWUJD: Rock and Roll.

Uncle Jesse: My hair is sweeter than it was 10 seconds ago.

WWUJD: Olsen Twins.

Uncle Jesse: If it wasn't for me, they wouldn't have hair.

WWUJD: Ok...one last one, Jay Leno.

Uncle Jesse: Look how tight, a.k.a. SWEET, my jeans are!!

WWUJD: Alright, thank you for your time, Uncle Jesse.

Uncle Jesse: Have Mercy!

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